Love truth, and pardon error.
If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.