The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.