Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Up ahead, I saw someone, a middle-aged lady in a hippie dress, falter and fall.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.