Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.