The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.