Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
The faceless, eyeless armed man above me kept his gun very level.
When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.
Our lives teach us who we are.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'