After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.