We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey.