Time is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. Truth is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. You don't need anything else.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.
Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.