Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
I say luck is when an opportunity comes along, and you're prepared for it.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
I felt the doors open near me, and then saw a confusion of booted feet moving close by.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.