The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Sitting in the back of that Hummer, my head in a hood, my hands lashed behind my back, lurching back and forth while the bruises swelled up on my head, terrorism suddenly felt a lot riskier.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.