I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.