Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.