I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.