Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the gift is yours.
I wanted to flag you down because my friend was bleeding. Someone stabbed him."
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.