A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.