The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
I went up the stairs cautiously, not able to use my hands.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
You always pass failure on the way to success.