I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.
I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?