Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.