To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
All the world's a cage.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.