There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
We do not believe if we do not live and work according to our belief.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.