We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
But be, as you have been, my happiness...
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.