I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
I felt the doors open near me, and then saw a confusion of booted feet moving close by.
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.