Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
Don't mace him!" I shouted over the din. "You'll get us all too.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn?t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.