Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.