In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?
Make a decision, even if it's wrong.
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.