The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
He was one of those men who think that the world can be saved by writing a pamphlet.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.