A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
Don't mace him!" I shouted over the din. "You'll get us all too.
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.