If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.