Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.
You create your opportunities by asking for them.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.