To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
Keep cool and you command everybody.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.