Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Facts are the enemy of truth.
To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.