Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
The car slewed to a stop and only then did I notice that it wasn't a cop car, ambulance or fire-engine.
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.