Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
So quick and so fiercely I barely had time to gasp before it was locked on me.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.