The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman.
A joke's a very serious thing.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.