Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, however, it should never be at the expense of someone?s feelings or ignoring truth.
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
The first vehicle that screamed past -- an ambulance -- didn't even slow down.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek.
I felt the doors open near me, and then saw a confusion of booted feet moving close by.