Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.