I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.
Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, however, it should never be at the expense of someone’s feelings or ignoring truth.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
The car rocked back and forth and tipped uphill.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.