ukefied is my mommy. And I mean "mommy," in the loose, Oishi-like sense as well as the "mother of my children" sense. My mommy loves me and I love her. It's a good kinda relationship like that. We've been through everything together, from suicidal shower heads to jpop gay sex scandals, and we've made it out alive, and we've made it out TOGETHER. More importantly, today is my Okaa-san's BIRTHDAY, and to celebrate her BIRTHDAY, I tried writing her Gintama porn which turned into a drabble of FAIL, but who knows, maybe she'll like it anyway? :DDDDD;;;Title: Kyoto PoliticsFandom: GintamaPairing: Gintoki/KatsuraRating: RSummary: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OKAA-SAN! I LOVE U LOOOONG TIME. It was the sake; it always did strange things to him. Then again, Sakata Gintoki did strange things to him as well.How can you pride yourself at being their slave?Eh, slave? I dont recall ever calling anyone master, working a plantation, pickin cotton-Thats not the point, Katsura interrupted his nonsense through gritted teeth. Theyve made the humans their slaves, dont you see? Theyve declared themselves regents to a planet that wasnt theirs to claim. What did you fight for, if not that?Gintoki rolled over with a sigh and looked at him through droopy eyes. Damn youre a persistent little terrorist. You really are like a girl from Kyoto.Persistence isnt a trait found only in women.Yeah, but youre also about as cute as one too, Gintoki fingered the ends of his hair, and Katsura stiffened, hiding a blush.We were talking politics, Gintoki.My politics are simple, Zura. Fighting is fun, but love is a whole lot better. His fingertips skimmed across the back of Katsuras robe.Its not Zura, its Katsura. And thats not politics, thats a pick-up line.Same thing, isnt it? Gintokis hand trailed up the length of Katsuras spine, at least what he could reach from where he was lying on the floor, and ran back down through his hair. I do love your hair.Katsura trembled, and thought about it. Gintoki moved himself closer, hand wandering over and into his robe, and Katsura gave another, deeper tremble as the robe fell from his shoulders.You know, I think you may be right, he said some minutes later, taking Gintoki into his mouth.Make love, not war, you know? Gintoki said another some minutes later, lying spent between Katsuras legs, moaning at the warm wetness between their bodies. Right, Katsura?Katsura shivered and wondered if there was any pick-up line that he could use to get Sakata Gintoki to fight alongside him. Probably not, but then again, he mused as Gintoki stroked his hair, some things were better off without politics.~FIN~-----------------------------------------------omg fail. DDDD:
Post je objavljen 01.11.2009. u 05:58 sati.