Jon Lajoie je kanadski komičar koji je stekao slavu na internetu zahvaljujući svojim urnebesnim rapovima a sada mu je konačno izašao album!
:
You Want Some Of This
:
Na njemu su naravno svi poznati hitovi, kao što su: Show Me Your Genitals (sada već klasik), 2 Girls 1 Cup Song, Everyday Normal Guy, a tu je i najnoviji hit I Kill People.
Uglavnom svakako poslušajte jedan od najboljih albuma godine!
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances is average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,
I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?
It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...
Show me your genitals
How do you show someone you love
That they are the one
So many ways to express love
It's hard to choose just one
How you gonna do it
Ref 1
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup
Some people say "i love you," some even shout it out
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each other's mouths
Sometimes making love's not enough,
You have to step it up
And urinating on her face
Is not enough to say "i love you"
Ref 2
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That how i know that she needs me
Službena stranica
Wiki
Post je objavljen 12.10.2009. u 20:47 sati.