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Income tax returns

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.