Pregled posta

I wrote myself

I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.