Pregled posta

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is

The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.