Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.