I had a strange dream last night, and I'll spare you the details, but let's just say it was odd. I think it was all the late-night cramming and counter-strike. Anyway... all i have to say is that it's not the bears you can see that you have to worry about.I was standing in a field, somewhere in the mountains. It's daytime, which is odd in my dreams. For some reason, I'm dressed as a samurai.I looked around, trying to get my bearings. I briefly thought about trying to build a compass out of shavings from my sword and some standing water (I'd been watching Mail Call before I went to bed) when I saw this giant brown bear lumber into the middle of the field. It bent down to eat the one flower in sight. The flower turned and looked at me and cried out "help meeee!", which, of course, tripped me out. The bear ate the flower, looked up, and winked at me.Now you have to understand- when a big, scary bear that just ate a talking flower winks at you, you get scared. So i drew my trusty katana. Then the bear said, "It's not the bears you can see that you have to worry about..." which, of course, tripped me out again.I heard something move behind me, and the sound of... well... bear. Somewhere from the edge of the woods, that Perer Woodward guy from Conquest was yelling about how to win at being attacked by a bear with only a sword and a kimono.A chopstick fell out of my hair and hit a rock, and the echo sounded like glass breaking.I woke up, confused.Now aren't you glad you took the time to read that?May ursayamuni buddha, the buddha of eternal bearness, not eat you.
Post je objavljen 15.09.2009. u 16:01 sati.