[o]__[o] <--- it's an Ishida emoticon! Get it? GET IT???? Hahahahahahahaha I kill me.Uh. Yeah. Surveys ganked from Finny cuz Ima bored too.SURVEY ONE1. How old will you be in five years?29 BABY2. Do you think you will be married by then?OH, WHO KNOWS3. How tall are you?5'3"4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?Christmas presents5. What's the last movie you saw?I rewatched Army of Darkness last week. It was awesome.6. Who was the last person you called?Pharmacy? Althought thats an automated system, so . . . work? LOL7. Who was the last person to call you?A friend.8. What was the last text message you received?Booty call from your mom.9. Do you prefer to call or text?I prefer to eat hot dogs and read porn, actually.10. Do you have any pets?A cat. Someday hope to own a human.11. What were you doing at 12am last night?Dreaming about being chased by badgers. No, really.12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?Married.13. When is the last time you saw your mom?2 minutes ago.14. What color are your eyes?Blue.15. What time did you wake up today?4:30 A.M. FTW16. What are you wearing right now?Oh . . . nothing. ;)17. What's your favorite Christmas song?Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer18. Where is your favorite place to be?Right here.19. Where is your least favorite place to be?Anywhere else.20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?Bed21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?In your pants22. do you tan or burn?I avoid the sun altogether23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?Rod Stewart24. What was the last thing that made you laugh?Your face25. How many TVs do you have?126. How big is your bed?Sleeps 7 men, 1 woman. Or 8 men.27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?Desktop. Although it resides below the desk, so I dunno why they call it a desktop.28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?LOL29. What color are your sheets?Pink.30. How many pillows do you sleep with?3 or 431. What is your favorite season?Fall32. What do you like about fall?It means summer is over.33. What do you like about winter?Comfy clothes and blankets34. What do you like about the summer?I used to like that there was no school.35. What do you like about spring?Nothing.36. How many states have you lived in?137. How many cities/towns have you lived in?138. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?Depends on season, but generally socks.39. Are you a social person?HAHAHAHAHA no.40. What was the last thing you ate?Hot dog.41. What is your favorite restaurant?No one else will have ever heard of it, so theres no point.42. What is your favorite ice cream?Chocolate chip cookie dough43. What is your favorite dessert?Cheesecake44. What is your favorite kind of soup?Chowder45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?None47. Do you like coffee?Not really48. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?049. What do you drink in the morning?Mountain dew50. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?Alone. Unless were talking penis here.51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?No52. Do you know how to play poker?Sure53. Do you like to cuddle?Not usually with people54. Have you ever been to Canada?Yeah55. Do you have an addictive personality?Ill say56. Do you eat out or at home more often?Home58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?Voltaire59. Do you want kids?Not really.60. Do you speak any other languages?No61. Have you ever gotten stitches?No62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?No63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?Pool64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?Window. Who in their right mind would prefer an aisle seat?65. Do you know how to drive stick?Technically, I know how, but Ive only done it twice and both times were at least 6 years ago.66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?Doujinshi. Or food.67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?No.68. What is your favorite TV show?Sifl and Olly69. Can you roll your tongue?Sure70. Who is the funniest person you know?Me when Im really, obliteratingly high.71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?Not anymore.72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?It goes RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?My mom might74. What color are your bedroom walls?Green75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?Yeah76. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?My closet is not in my bedroom, but closed.77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?WTF KINDA QUESTION IS THAT. BEES.78. Do you flirt a lot?When Im wasted79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?Ive gotten food poisoning two times in my entire life, and both times were from McDonalds chicken nuggets. I dip them in barbecue or sweet n sour. Or Wendys has that good honey mustard sauce.80. What is your favorite food?Quincy sandwich81. Can you change the oil on a car?Yeah, but my dad generally does it for me82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?Nope83. Have you ever run out of gas?Yeah84. What is your usual bedtime?11-ish86. Do you read the newspaper?No88. Best comedian?George W. Bush89. Do you watch soap operas?If my flist counts. Which it probably should.90. Do you dance in the car?I once danced ON a car.91. What is your favorite thing to do when mad?Run over a small child92. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?I check the size of their penis93. What do you usually order from Starbucks?Ive been to Starbucks like, 3 times in my life. I think all 3 times I got hot chocolate.94. Ever had a drunken night?LOL95. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?Uh. I dont really watch movies or tv shows at all.96. What's your fantasy?I wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toe then I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor then I wanna AH AH you make it so good I dont wanna leave but you gotta let let me know what whats your fantasEEEE.97. Name something funny that happened to you.I took this survey. RIOT.98. What's your favorite smell?Rat pissSURVEY TWO1. Would you marry for money?Hypothetically2. Have you had braces?Yeah3. Could you live without a computer?NO4. If you could live in any past time period, where would it be?Id rather live in the future5. Do you drink enough water?I drink enough mountain dew6.Do you wear shoes in the house or take 'em off?OFF. HUGE PET PEEVE OMG.7.What is your favorite fruit?Ishida Uryuu8. What is your favorite place to visit?Downstairs.9. Are you photogenic?Some people tell me I am.10. Do you dream in color or black and white?Both, I think.11. Why do you take surveys?They ENTHRALL me12. Do you drink alcohol?Yes13. What is the most beautiful language?None14. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?WHAT. I mean . . . WHAT.15. What do you like more: sunrise or sunset?I like both equally.16. Do you want to live for 100 years?If I can keep off disease for that long, sure.17. Is a flat stomach important to you?It might be if I had one.18. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights switched on or off?On.20. Do you believe in magic?Not really22. Do you like to watch cartoons?Heh.23. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?I dont remember24. Do you write poems?Sure! Heres a haiku:Masochist babyhow do you feel about schlonglets go to Wal Mart25. Do you snore?I dont think so26. You sleep more on your back, front,or sides?Sides27. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?Neither28. Are you basically a happy person?No29. Are you tired?Yeah30. Did you drink anything with caffeine today?Oh yeah32. How many landline/cellphones do you have in your household?133. Do you get along with your parents?Usually34. Do you smoke?Nah36. Do you like/love anyone now?Of course37. What do you do when you're sad?Cry38. What do you need most now?Money39. What song are you listening to now?Something Telemann40. What are you craving?BIG JUICY MANCOCKWasn't that fascinating?So about those drabbles . . . uh, I'll finish them this week. REALLY I WILL.Also, minkyleigh, I got your package, and you are like Jesus in my eyes. JESUS I TELL YOU. I don't even know what to say I loved the most. I loved it all. The cookies are fantastic - there's only two one . . . crumbs left. And LOL the bottle holder! XDDD So many wonderful goodies EEEEEEEEEEEEE. ♥♥♥ I was gonna say "it feels like christmas" but I suppose that's the point.On a final note, where the hell is everybody? Livejournal is seriously dead today. *pokes it with a stick*
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