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...Fuck my life! (ako mislite da ste zajebali život...)
...ako vam se ikada desilo da vam dan krene naopako, nastavi naopako i završi naopako i da se neka sranja u životu događaju samo vama - varate se!
ima još takvih baksuza.
naime, nedavno natrapah na FUCK MY LIFE, blog - stranicu sa prigodnim podnaslovom "My life sucks but I don't give a fuck", sa kratkim svjedočanstvima o zajebima korisnika, također prigodno razvrstanim po kategorijama od poslovnih do seksualnih zajeba.
Sajt funkcionira na jednostavnom principu : registrirate se, kratko opišete zajeb koji vam se dogodio i posjetitelji glasaju koliko je ustvari zajeban vaš život. Postoji i top lista, većinom su tinejđerske pizdarije ali ima i stvarno urnebesnih postova kao par slijedećih :
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.
ili zlouporaba četkice za zube:
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand.
ili opasnosti službenog puta sa šefom:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy.
ili posljedice altruizma:
Today, I saw a elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike
pa malo seksualnih sloboda
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him
i još malo seksualnih sloboda
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy
pa malo o razlikama u visini
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter
i apsolutni car zavisti
Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too
...ovoga ima još hrpa a kontam da ću se registrirati baš da vidim da li mi je život toliko zajeban koliko mi se čini. kako mi se čini ima nas još.
P.S. hehehehe...evo kako se ne odvikavati od pušenja:
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning
Post je objavljen 22.02.2009. u 16:35 sati.