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WHY DO BANDS HAVE BASS PLAYERS?
TO TRANSLATE FOR THE DRUMMER.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
TO SHOW THE BASS PLAYER IT COULD BE DONE.
WHY DON'T BASS PLAYERS TELL BLONDE JOKES?
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.
HOW DOES A BASS PLAYER COUNT 7/8 TIME?
1-2-3-4-5-6-SEV-EN
SON: "DADDY, I WANT TO GROW UP AND BE A BASS PLAYER."
FATHER: "SON, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS."
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON A BASSIST'S ARM?
A TATTOO.
WHY ARE THERE FOUR STRINGS ON A BASS?
THREE ARE SPARES.
HA, HA, PA VREI VIKEND ŽELIM !
M.O.U.
Post je objavljen 20.02.2009. u 14:48 sati.