1. We can get you in and out of bed
2. We can work your body in ways you never imagined
3. We understand the importance of a good ol' sweaty workout
4. You can "play doctor" with an actual doctor
5. We have no problems resorting to gadgets to get the job done
6. PT's actually take classes on hip and pelvic movements
7. It's in our job title to be physical
8.We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren't afraid to use them
9. We use "repeated contractions with timing for emphasis"
10. We do it on hospital beds and gym floors all day long.
nemam pojma tko je ovo napisao, nije ni bitno.
Uglavnom, to je samo jedna od šala na račun fizioterapeuta. Ma sve je to okej, ali sve te šale o fizioterapeutima su uvijek na račun seksa, imaju veze sa seksom, ili aludiraju na seksi/kinky stvari. Kao i vicevi o medicinskim sestrama.
Npr. ovaj:
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny
Saturday morning. The first
of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he
immediately clasped his hands
together at his crotch, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in
evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and
immediately began to apologize.
She explained that she was a physical
therapist: "Please allow
me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain
if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be
fine in a few minutes," he
replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal
position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch. But she persisted,
and he finally allowed her
to help him. She gently took his hands away and
laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside.
After a short massage she
asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb
still hurts like hell!"
I interesantno je koga god da upoznam (pogotovo pripadnike suprotnog spola), i kad cuju da sam fizioterapeut, padaju ovakve reakcije:
-"Ooooo, moras me jedanput izmasirati...."
-"Bi mene mogla jedanput izmasirati?"
Neki se zezaju, i to je oke, ali neki su full ozbiljni. Koliko su me samo puta ljudi tlačili da ih izmasiram?
I tako masaža ovo, masaža ono..... Da, ko da sam četiri godine išla u školu samo radi masaže.
A to što znam baratati ultrazvukom u terapijske svrhe, mali milijun vježbi, što podižem pacijente iz kreveta, što znam i elektroterapiju, sve je to sporedno.
Odsad masažu naplaćujem.
No....
Ako vas ikad bude trebalo prikopčati na galvansku ili neku drugu struju, javite se :-) .
Post je objavljen 05.10.2008. u 09:47 sati.