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"The Race of Life"
Danas nastavljamo s našom radionicom snimanja komercijalnih filmova. Ovaj put su na redu sportske drame, a tko je bolji za ulogu u takvom filmu nego naša Faith! 
No kako bi vam olakšali ovaj zadatak, pružit ćemo vam primjer kako bi to *otprilike* trebalo izgledati (i nezaboravite da je najvažnije situaciju sagledati realno).
Daklem - zadani sport: veslanje. Tema: povezanost ljudi koji veslaju zajedno u čamcu (drama bi bila veća da je u pitanju zabranjena gay ljubav među veslačima, ali zapleti a la Brokeback Mountain su so last year). Obrat: veslački partner pogiba u tragičnoj slow-motion nesreći. Zaplet: pobijediti bez potpore veslačkog partnera. Mamac za žene koje ne vole filmove o sportu: Hyden Christensen u ulozi trenera. Soundtrack: bilo što iz filmova o Rockyu.
Dodatne bodove dobivate ako uspijete svakih 15 minuta podsjetiti gledatelje koliko je važno imati snove; vjerovati u svoje snove i sebe; te da ako vjerujete, možete ostvariti sve snove. Po mogućnosti sa suzom u oku pri razgovoru s otuđenim članom obitelji. Predivno.
Primjer trailera:
Faith: For as long as I can remember, all I ever wanted to do was ROW.
They were a team.
Faith: Promise me you'll always be there for me.
Rowing partner: I promise.
Until tragedy tore them appart.
Doctor: Faith, your rowing partner got drunk and went rollerskating...
Faith: What are you saying?
Doctor: I'm sorry.
Faith: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
One woman's dream of achieving greatness laied shatered. But she was given another chance.
Hot smexy coach: Faith, you can try rowing solo.
Faith: No, it's ludacris! Nobody can do it alone!
Hot smexy coach: But you're not nobody.
She trained harder. She rowed faster. She pushed further.
Faith: You never gave me any support!
Dad: You can't handle the truth!!!
Faith: WTF? That sentance made no sence whatsoever.
But the hardest race of all - is in her mind.
Faith: I can't take the pressure!
Hot smexy coach: But I believe in you!
Faith: Yeah, but you also believe in Santa Clause. *dweeb*
And now it's all down to one race - "The Race Of Life".
Hot smexy coach: You go out there and you row like you never rowed before!!!
Faith: You mean like backwards or something?
Because dreams do come true.
Crazy LLama
Petar Grašo revival band – Eye of the Cheetah (kako nas ne bi tužili za copyright)
Post je objavljen 14.06.2008. u 00:53 sati.